THE LAST UPDATE

Masuk NS la beb.

WAR FACE.

Hey you guys out there, take care of urself k. I'll be away, maybe for a week or 2.

Doa kan la aku kat dalam camp, jangan sampai kene H1N1. I'll be back with new look.

I've enjoy the past 6 months with the people and You know who u are. Biler aku kene tekan kat dalam, nanti aku try cakap, 

"U never watch news uh? ITE Champion.".. 

Kalau kene lagi rabak, aku call korang. Haha..

I will miss u people, just msg eventhough i'm in the camp.

I'll try to reply to u ASAP. 

Last msg to:

Fauzi & Ayid: Standby, nanti korang nye turn lak. Jaga yang "adik2" yang lain tu.

kiter abang2 da masuk camp. Take care beb.

Eyla: Get well soon, gi cari keje baru sebelum aku POP. Birthday aku,

blanje aku makan.

Firhan: TP make sure pass, kalau tak pass, suruh raffles place gi pump

muka instructor tu.

Syahfiq & Afiq: By the time korang nye turn sampai.... aku da ORD'oo!!

Slamat la korang..!!

Others: U take care.

ITE Silat Team: Jangan msg aku pasal training lagi..! Nak kene rembat.?

Assalamualaikum.

KERIS MANDAN

MANDAN NAMA KEDAI MAMA.

LORRY LAWAN TAXI

FIKIR TRANSFORMERS BANYAK SANGAT.

LORRY LANGGAR TAXI LAA.

JOM UH.. NAK MAIN PENYAKIT

MAIN ARCADE LA..! HUH PENYAKIT..?

VENEGAR GREEN CHILLI

KEDAI DA POPULAR PON TAKTAU SPELLING.

RAFFLES PLACE PUMP MUKA TEMENGGONG

HERAN UH.. TEMPAT BOLEH REMBAT ORANG. TEMENGGONG PULAK TU..

ASAL TAMPINES TAK REMBAT MAH BOH TAN?

INTERNATIONIK

HAIZ.. SEMUA SILAT BLAJAR TECHTONIK.

BUNGA-BUNGA BARU BEB..

AAAARRRGGGHHHH...!!!

17 DAYS LEFT TO "ARRRGGHHH SHIT"....!!

DAMN IT. PLEASE LET THE TIME PAST EVEN FASTER.

I MISS MY ITE LIFE..

BOYHOOD IS GONNA GONE..

INTO MANHOOD SOON.

LOOKING FORWARD FOR ITE SILAT GATHERING.

ITE WON THE 2009 NTU TSC.

 I WON SILVER.

BAD INJURY: TORN CALF MUSCLE.

15/06/09

 THE DAY, I END MY ITE SILAT LIFE,

THE DAY STEPPING DOWN 

AS ITE SILAT CHAIRMAN, 

THE LAST CHEER FOR ITE,

THE LAST DAY AS A PLAYER.

2009 ITE SILAT TEAM IS THE BEST TEAM.

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND CHEER, 

(sampai hilang suara)

PROUD OF THE TEAM SO MUCH.

MEMORIES WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY MIND.

HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR NEXT YEAR'S TSC.

WUAHAHAHA..! 

TODAY, A FEW WORDS

WILL CHANGE FOR CERTAIN REASONS.

PUSSY CAT DOLLS

VS

PUKI CAT DOLLS

(SORRY FOR THE VULGARITY)

THANKS TO FARHAN BESAR

PCD DAH JADI PORNSTAR.

BEAUTY PAGEANT

VS

BEAUTY PIGEON

KESIAN PEREMPUAN LAWA2 

DA JADI BURUNG MERBUK.

Venue: Dome

Time: 9pm++

Pronounce:

CLARKE QUAY

AS

KELARK "KELI",

CLARKE "KUEH",

CLARKE "KAY",

OR

CLARKE "KEY".

Poji ayam.

....................................................................

my "FIERCE" time..

Eh salah..

my "FIRST" time.

eylabibir hudamok.

....................................................................................

HAUSSSESSOF'NINE'

SECURITY GUARD

NEW UNIFORM COLOUR

"ORANGE"

Time: 3am.

BOOM BOOM chucky chucky..!

AFIQ..!!!! ANGSA ADE BRAPE KAKI...!!!!

A: Angsa tu ape?

I: Angsa tu deer.

Others: Kepla otak ko setan..

       Angsa is Swan la mangkuk.

A: Abeh answer dia ape?

Others: AARRRGGGHHH....!!!!

Suay betul uh tu puddle.

I'M SO GONNA FIND THIS SHOE...!!!

'TRIP PHRASE'

"Asal tak beli AYAM kat IKEA..?" "KAN LAGI MURAH"

Thinking of chicken at IKEA....

Still thinking..

GIANT la.. 

IKEA jual kerusi meja.

FISHING AT 

PULAU UBIN

DI TEPI PANTAI YANG INDAH.....

KAT PULAU UBIN PON ADE DR-Z SIOT.

LEPAK GILER... SAMPAI TERTIDUR BEB..

ARMY ANTS

MARI KITA RAMAI2 ANGKAT KEPALA UDANG 

BAWAK BALIK BUAT JERUK UDANG.

MY BIGGEST CATCH.

THERE'S AN EXTRA YOUNG STINGRAY.

COOL OR WHAT..

WENT FISHING YESTERDAY.

CAUGHT 2 RED SNAPPER

Maggi Pattaya... $5.00

Mee Hon Pattaya... $5.00

Kway Teaw Pattaya... $5.00

Indian Rojak... Priceless.

BUAH KENDENGDENG

THE CORRECT NAME IS BUAH KEDONDONG.

DENGDENG KAT GEYLANG ADE.

DEFINITION OF

TELESCOPE:

 An arrangement of lenses or mirrors or both that gathers visible light, 

permitting direct observation or photographic recording of distant objects.

&

HOROSCOPE:

 The aspect of the planets and stars at a given moment,

 such as the moment of a person's birth, used by astrologers.

JAI HAI HO

MEMANDAI2 JE NAK TUKAR LAGU ORANG.

HSA or HSX

AXS LA... HSA SAMAN2 ORANG.

TAK PAHAM UH DENGAN KEPALA OTAK BUDAK NI.

APE KO FIKIR?

FISHING ALL DAY LONG

TILL NIGHT

MY FIRST CATCH.

(IKAN HUSAT) ADIK BERADIK IKAN SEMBILANG.

I'VE CUT MY HAIR.

SO SHORT UH?

FREAKING OUT.

WENT FISHING AT CHANGI.

CAUGHT NOTHING.

PLAY WITH THE WAT-WAT(LIKE A WORM)

SUNDAY AFTERNOON,

GOING TO CHANGI 

YACHT CLUB

TO FISH AGAIN.

GIANT SUPERSTORE

USUAL PRICE:$29.99

DISCOUNT PRICE: $1799

FROM $30 TO $1800. FUYOOH.

THE MOST EXPENSIVE 4-MEN TENT.

SINGAPORE NEXT TOP MODEL. (WUHAHAHA.. BUAT KLAKAR.)

DECIDED TO SACRIFICE MY HAIR.

I'M GONNA CUT MY HAIR SOON.

MAYBE TOMORROW.

DA TAK LEH ANGKAT UH BEB.

Afiq.. Sendeng Sekilas not Senget Sekilas.

I received a letter from ITE, saying that, I was chosen

CCA Achiever's Award. Cool or what.

Shit, hate the ceremony thingy.

Game on.

Went out with silat people last friday. This is what we call

"Very typical "kiasu" Singaporean". Ehem.. (inside joke) 

"Aku gunting fringe pendek sangat sampai atas lutut." 

Pronounce the road name.

Water tooler.*

Today someone had a short circuit. 

Water cooler eh beb. Not water tooler

Hahaha. Farhan, go find water tooler.

We had a selection today, I fought a guy.

Fun, and scary too. Getting ready.

77 days to botak and counting down the days.

Suzuki DRZ-400SM

Machine Price: $11500

Insurance: $800

Others: $100

Monthly pay: $200+

I wanna make this thing man.. Cool.

Watch what this children did with the use of condoms.

Ni budak da besar badan baik uh..

Pancit uh ni bende..

Boleh jadi marah kalau makan "Tulang Marah".
"Gua malas nak elaborate"

Angry German kid watches Man Utd Vs Bayern Munich on a stream

More Caps....

New Era Weird but Cool Caps.

Sesame Street Fitted  Caps.

WWE Wrestler's Icon New Era Caps.

APE CASE NI..? Youtube terbalik..

I'm Enlisted to this Camp,

6 Singapore Infantry Regiment

The only 24/7 deployed force, 6 SIR is a unit renowned for its courageous, strong and dedicated soldiers, ideally personified by the Spartans, the characters chosen to represent the unit. The Spartans was founded on 2 Apr 1968 and was based in Taman Jurong Camp and served under the command of 3 DIV and in the process building their reputation as tough and effective soldiers. In Jan 1995,6 SIR was placed under the command of HQ 10 SIB as part of 9 Division and the unit shifted to Selarang Camp. On 12 Jul 2004, the unit was transferred to the command of HQ 2 PDF and relocated to Maju Camp two months later. In Nov 2006, the unit officially turned operational, thus becoming the only Active Protection of Installation (POI) battalion in the army.

Bearing the motto of “Tough and Effective”, the Spartans strive to bring honour to the battalion. The unit is operationally ready and deployed 24/7. Indeed, it is well poised to rise up to all challenges.

UPDATING SOON..