Friday, July 10, 2009

THE LAST UPDATE
Masuk NS la beb.

WAR FACE.

Hey you guys out there, take care of urself k. I'll be away, maybe for a week or 2.
Doa kan la aku kat dalam camp, jangan sampai kene H1N1. I'll be back with new look.
I've enjoy the past 6 months with the people and You know who u are. Biler aku kene tekan kat dalam, nanti aku try cakap, 
"U never watch news uh? ITE Champion.".. 

Kalau kene lagi rabak, aku call korang. Haha..

I will miss u people, just msg eventhough i'm in the camp.
I'll try to reply to u ASAP. 

Last msg to:

Fauzi & Ayid: Standby, nanti korang nye turn lak. Jaga yang "adik2" yang lain tu.
kiter abang2 da masuk camp. Take care beb.

Eyla: Get well soon, gi cari keje baru sebelum aku POP. Birthday aku,
blanje aku makan.

Firhan: TP make sure pass, kalau tak pass, suruh raffles place gi pump
muka instructor tu.

Syahfiq & Afiq: By the time korang nye turn sampai.... aku da ORD'oo!!
Slamat la korang..!!

Others: U take care.

ITE Silat Team: Jangan msg aku pasal training lagi..! Nak kene rembat.?


Assalamualaikum.

Friday, June 26, 2009

KERIS MANDAN
MANDAN NAMA KEDAI MAMA.
LORRY LAWAN TAXI
FIKIR TRANSFORMERS BANYAK SANGAT.
LORRY LANGGAR TAXI LAA.

JOM UH.. NAK MAIN PENYAKIT
MAIN ARCADE LA..! HUH PENYAKIT..?

VENEGAR GREEN CHILLI
KEDAI DA POPULAR PON TAKTAU SPELLING.

RAFFLES PLACE PUMP MUKA TEMENGGONG
HERAN UH.. TEMPAT BOLEH REMBAT ORANG. TEMENGGONG PULAK TU..
ASAL TAMPINES TAK REMBAT MAH BOH TAN?

INTERNATIONIK
HAIZ.. SEMUA SILAT BLAJAR TECHTONIK.
BUNGA-BUNGA BARU BEB..

Monday, June 22, 2009

AAAARRRGGGHHHH...!!!

17 DAYS LEFT TO "ARRRGGHHH SHIT"....!!

DAMN IT. PLEASE LET THE TIME PAST EVEN FASTER.
I MISS MY ITE LIFE..
BOYHOOD IS GONNA GONE..
INTO MANHOOD SOON.

LOOKING FORWARD FOR ITE SILAT GATHERING.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

ITE WON THE 2009 NTU TSC.
 I WON SILVER.
BAD INJURY: TORN CALF MUSCLE.

15/06/09
 THE DAY, I END MY ITE SILAT LIFE,
THE DAY STEPPING DOWN 
AS ITE SILAT CHAIRMAN, 
THE LAST CHEER FOR ITE,
THE LAST DAY AS A PLAYER.
2009 ITE SILAT TEAM IS THE BEST TEAM.
THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND CHEER, 
(sampai hilang suara)
PROUD OF THE TEAM SO MUCH.
MEMORIES WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY MIND.
HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR NEXT YEAR'S TSC.


Friday, June 05, 2009

WUAHAHAHA..! 
TODAY, A FEW WORDS
WILL CHANGE FOR CERTAIN REASONS.

PUSSY CAT DOLLS
VS
PUKI CAT DOLLS
(SORRY FOR THE VULGARITY)
THANKS TO FARHAN BESAR
PCD DAH JADI PORNSTAR.

BEAUTY PAGEANT
VS
BEAUTY PIGEON
KESIAN PEREMPUAN LAWA2 
DA JADI BURUNG MERBUK.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Venue: Dome
Time: 9pm++

Pronounce:
CLARKE QUAY
AS
KELARK "KELI",
CLARKE "KUEH",
CLARKE "KAY",
OR
CLARKE "KEY".

Poji ayam.
....................................................................

my "FIERCE" time..
Eh salah..
my "FIRST" time.

eylabibir hudamok.
....................................................................................






Sunday, May 17, 2009

HAUSSSESSOF'NINE'

SECURITY GUARD
NEW UNIFORM COLOUR
"ORANGE"

Time: 3am.

BOOM BOOM chucky chucky..!

AFIQ..!!!! ANGSA ADE BRAPE KAKI...!!!!
A: Angsa tu ape?
I: Angsa tu deer.
Others: Kepla otak ko setan..
       Angsa is Swan la mangkuk.

A: Abeh answer dia ape?
Others: AARRRGGGHHH....!!!!

Suay betul uh tu puddle.